This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home
There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
Work is a four-letter word
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do