In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder
Laywers, I suppose, were children once
Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?