Law

In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls

-- Lenny Bruce

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too

-- Anton Chekhov

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer

-- Robert Frost

These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder

-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995

Laywers, I suppose, were children once

-- Charles Lamb

Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass

-- Jane Bryant Quinn

If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

-- Calvin Trillin