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Funny Lawyer and Money Quotes

" Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined."
-- Samuel Goldwyn.

" A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He
gave her a labotomy."
-- Joan Rivers.

" She got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon."
-- Groucho Marx.

" No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish."
-- Kin Hubbard.

"If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"
-- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

" First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after
me."
-- Steve Martin.

" Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down."
-- Dick Sharples.

" I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
-- Spike Milligan.

" A psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club and watches the audience."
-- Merv Stockwood.




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