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Sarcasm

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
-- Clarence Darrow

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
-- Charles Pierce

You have delighted us long enough.
-- Jane Austen

A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
-- Winston Churchill

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln

He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
-- Irvin S. Cobb

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
-- Forrest Tucker

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
--- Billy Wilder



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