Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes

-- Woody Allen

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."
--From 'Annie Hall' 1977.

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
--From 'Death' 1975.

"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an
insurance salesman?"

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
--From 'Without Feathers' 1976.

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty
good questions."

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through
not dying."

"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me
this watch."