Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes

-- Eddie Izzard

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."

"Excuse me, do you have a pencil?"

"Never put a sock in a toaster."

"So my choice is 'Or Death?' "

"I'm a one-man idiot"

"Twang him into a tree!"

"I'm an Action Transvestite"

"My name is NOT Tracy"

"They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' "

"You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants"

"Run, Charlie, Run!"

"Death or plumbing?"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Covered in beeeees!"

"Is this a sexytune Mrs Badcrumble?"


"Who's pig is this?"

"Help!! I'm covered in beeeeeeees!!"

"Wouldn't you rather die and be twung into a tree?"

"Nooo! You don't have the Nottingham Twang!"