Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes
-- Spike Milligan
"Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
"I speak Esparanto like a native."
"In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight
and thought it was his wife."
"Hi vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights
tied to his scrotum."
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why
should I? He never reads any of mine."
"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."
"You silly twisted boy."
"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it ."