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EDUCATIONAL QUOTES
"There's nothing as stupid as an educated man, if you can get him off the thing he
was educated in."
-- Will Rogers.
"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some
indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years."
-- Paul Merton.
"Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick."
-- Samuel Beckett.
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
-- Dan Quayle.
"I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless."
-- Connor Cruise O'Brien.
"An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order."
-- Mike Barfield.
"What's another word for thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright.
"Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising
agency."
-- Raymond Chandler.
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like
being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in
later life."
-- Emo Philips.
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to
write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
-- Lenny Bruce.
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