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QUOTES ON SMOKING, DRINKING & DRUGS
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass,
okay?"
-- Denis Leary.
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
-- Oscar Wilde.
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
-- Groucho Marx.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
anti-smoking campaign).
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-- Humprey Bogart.
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-- Joe E Lewis.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your
mouth shut."
-- Ernest Hemmingway.
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
-- Plato.
"I can resist everything except temptation."
-- Oscar Wilde.
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
-- Mark Twain.
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar."
-- Drew Carey.
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