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Marriage (Negative)
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- -- Jackie Mason
- There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
- -- James Holt McGavran
- Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.
- -- Phyllis McGinley
- Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
- -- Michel de Montaigne
- To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
- -- Ogden Nash
- No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.
- -- Cesare Pavese
- It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out NEXT morning it was someone else.
- --
Rogers
- I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
- -- Will Rogers
- Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
- -- Helen Roland
- In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
- -- Helen Rowland
- When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
- -- Helen Rowland
- When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
- -- Helen Rowland
- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- -- Rita Rudner
- To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
- -- Arthur Schopenhauer
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