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"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
-- Groucho Marx.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She
goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
-- Henry Youngman.

"If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised
by the police."
-- Robert Louis Stevenson.

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
-- Lilly Tomlin.

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a
little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house,
that's what it means."
-- George Burns.

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
-- Oscar Wilde.

"My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another
three goes."
-- Sally Poplin.

"Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she
was sixteen and I was three."
-- Billie Holiday.

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and
the other who never forgets them."
-- Ogden Nash.

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city."
-- George Burns.