Osterich 2-65kb
The osterich was the first creature to use the stick your head in the ground until the problem goes away technique. The Bush family later perfected it.

Shark Trans-95kb
Sharks are like men. Insatiable predators roaming aimlessly until they find something that smells like fish to eat. The only difference is when men smell blood they swim in the opposite direction.

Shark 14-59kb
Here's the small, non transparent, more usable version.