An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention
Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the NEXT meal would come from
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion