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Funny Lawyer and Money Quotes
"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my
American Express bill."
-- Peter Ustinov.
"More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income
with my gross habits."
-- John Nelson.
"Gentlemen prefer bonds."
-- Andrew Mellon.
"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the
seaside."
-- Ken Dodd.
"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our
expenditure."
-- Keith Davis.
"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million,
that's the bank's problem."
-- JP Getty.
"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
-- Henny Youngman.
"To make a million, start with $900,000."
-- Morton Shulman.
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
-- Oscar Wilde.
"A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist."
-- Franklin Jones.
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