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Celebrity Quotes
"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it
to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
-- Linda Ellerbee
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a
woman."
-- Margaret Thatcher
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should
live NEXT door and just visit now and then."
-- Katharine Hepburn
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country."
-- Elaine Boosler
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer
the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot
which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
-- Marie Corelli
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
-- Gilda Radner
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
-- Hedy Lamarr
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
-- Marion Pearson
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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