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WRITERS & CRITICS


"The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must
remember to take enough toilet paper NEXT time."
-- Bob Monkhouse.

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend and inside of a dog, it's too dark to
read."
-- Groucho Mark.

"Write something, even if it's just a suicide note."
-- Gore Vidal.

"What would I do if I had only six months left to live? I'd type faster."
-- Isaac Assimov.

"The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns."
-- Herman Wouk.

"I adore adverbs; they are the only qualifications I really much respect."
-- Henry James.

"Victor Hugo was a madman who thought he was Vistor Hugo."
-- Jean Cocteau.

"Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again."
-- Mark Twain (talking about Henry James).

"What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen
the joke?"
-- Gore Vidal.

"Critics are to authors what dogs are to lamp-posts."
-- Jeffrey Robinson.




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