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Celebrity Quotes
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs
spend their lives."
-- Sue Murphy.
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image
there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't
your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the
wash."
-- Jerry Seinfeld.
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label"
-- Mark Twain.
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
-- Edgar Wallace.
"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth."
-- Patrick Murray.
"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two."
-- George Burns.
"I like children - fried."
-- W.C. Fields.
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
-- Sacha Guitry.
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers."
-- Daniel J. Boorstin.
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
-- Spike Milligan.
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