Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes
-- Eddie Izzard
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."
"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."
"Excuse me, do you have a pencil?"
"Never put a sock in a toaster."
"So my choice is 'Or Death?' "
"I'm a one-man idiot"
"Twang him into a tree!"
"I'm an Action Transvestite"
"My name is NOT Tracy"
"They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' "
"You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants"
"Run, Charlie, Run!"
"Death or plumbing?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Covered in beeeees!"
"Is this a sexytune Mrs Badcrumble?"
"Control-P-Print!"
"Who's pig is this?"
"Help!! I'm covered in beeeeeeees!!"
"Wouldn't you rather die and be twung into a tree?"
"Nooo! You don't have the Nottingham Twang!"
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