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NATIONALITIES & PLACES QUOTATIONS


"The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New
jersey."
-- Woody Allen.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
-- Charles de Gaulle.

"In the Societ army it takes more courage to retreat than advance."
-- Joseph Stalin.

"In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you."
-- Yakov Smirnoff.

"New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom
think they are human."
-- Barry Humphries.

"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."
-- Brendan Behan.

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a 'part' of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a 'part' of Europe."
-- Dan Quayle.

"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."
-- Spike Milligan.

"The most hazardous part of our expedition to Africa was crossing Piccadilly Circus."
-- Joseph Thomson.

"I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world."
-- Malcolm Bradbury.





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