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QUOTES ABOUT WOMEN
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
-- Groucho Marx.
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
-- Mark Twain.
"Her lips were saying no, but her eyes were saying, read my lips."
-- Niles.Frasier
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult."
-- Charlotte Whitton.
"I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later
you have to start all over again."
-- Joan Rivers.
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I
can be myself."
-- Roseanne Barr.
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have
since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
-- Mark Twain.
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
-- Groucho Marx.
"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of a woman. However, women seldom have
lunch with wild horses."
-- Ivern Boyett.
"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the
neighbours seeing."
-- Sean Williamson.
"If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable."
-- Russell Bell.
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