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"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's
fantastic."
-- Woody Allen.
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
-- Emo Philips.
"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important
lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
-- Matt Groening.
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to
them."
-- Steve Martin.
"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
-- Joan Rivers.
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
-- Rodney Dangerfield.
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty
good one."
-- Woody Allen.
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like
being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in
later life."
-- Emo Philips.
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm
home."
-- Ken Hammond.
"Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty
feet."
-- Taki.
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