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MARRIAGE
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
-- Sacha Guitry.
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another
woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
-- Steve Martin.
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
-- Groucho Marx.
"In married life three is company and two none."
-- Oscar Wilde.
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
-- Spike Milligan.
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll
become a philosopher."
-- Socrates.
"The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic
affairs."
-- Oscar Wilde.
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
-- Ambrose Bierce.
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
-- Groucho Marx.
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to
breathe."
-- Jimmy Durante.
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