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Men
- Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
- If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
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Anonymous
- Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
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Anonymous
- The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
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Anonymous
- Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
- -- Russell Baker
- I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
- -- Dave Barry
- The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
- -- Jilly Cooper
- For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
- -- Clifton Fadiman
- I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
- -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?
- -- Holbrook Jackson
- The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
- -- Margo Kaufman
- Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
- -- Jean Kerr
- I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
- -- Dorothy Parker
- Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
- -- Bette-Jane Raphael
- Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
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Seen on a t-shirt
- A man in the house is worth two in the street.
- -- Mae West
- I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
- -- Mae West
- It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
- -- Mae West
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