I'm not sure Buddhism is a religion as much as it's a philosophy, but it's main tenets are pretty sound:
(1) to lead a moral life,
(2) to be mindful and aware of thoughts and actions, and
(3) to develop wisdom and understanding.
I prefer these to most of the commandments because my neighbors wife is oh so hot.
Flies are like German porn. Interesting, but why all the feces?
I've always had a thing for hippie girls from a distance; Then as you get closer there's the stink of Patchouli and Sage, then comes all the hair. Everywhere hair...