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Dolphin 62-341kb
They say the Japenese eat alot of dolphins but when I went there I couldn't find anyone who had tried it. I was forced to sit at the back of the bus though.

Buddhist Drummer-12kb
I'm not sure Buddhism is a religion as much as it's a philosophy, but it's main tenets are pretty sound:
(1) to lead a moral life,
(2) to be mindful and aware of thoughts and actions, and
(3) to develop wisdom and understanding.
I prefer these to most of the commandments because my neighbors wife is oh so hot.

Fly 2-39kb
Flies are like German porn. Interesting, but why all the feces?

I've always had a thing for hippie girls from a distance; Then as you get closer there's the stink of Patchouli and Sage, then comes all the hair. Everywhere hair...