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General Politics

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
-- Jimmy Carter.

"I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even
if I'm in a cabinet meeting."
-- Ronald Reagan.

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."
-- George Bush.

"I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know
if someone's tape recording what you say."
-- Richard Nixon.

"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
-- George Bush.

"Politics is supposed be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it
bears a very close resemblance to the first."
-- Ronald Reagan.

"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
-- Ronald Reagan.

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."
-- Ronald Reagan.

"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."
-- (almost unbelievably) Abraham Lincoln.

"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal."
-- Richard Nixon.

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower.