Step 1: Just Add the below chunk of code anywhere between the < BODY > tags of your page to activate the effect: (You can change the quotes to any text you want. It will change with every revisit to the page)

<center><form name="random"><input type="text" name="random" size=80 value=""></form> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <!-- function getMessage() { // create array var ar = new Array(32) ar[0] = "42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.-Wright" ar[1] = "Half the people you know are below average. -Wright" ar[2] = "A fool and his money are soon partying. -Wright" ar[3] = "Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.-Wright" ar[4] = "Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.-Wright" ar[5] = "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.-Wright" ar[6] = "The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.-Wright" ar[7] = "The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.-Wright" ar[8] = "Death to all fanatics!-Wright" ar[9] = "Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.-Wright" ar[10] = "Mother nature is a bitch.-Wright" ar[11] = "Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.-Wright" ar[12] = "Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.-Wright" ar[13] = "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.-Wright" ar[14] = "Trust everybody ... then cut the cards.-Wright" ar[15] = "What happens if you get scared half to death twice? -Wright" ar[16] = "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.-Wright" ar[17] = "If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.-Wright" ar[18] = "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.-Wright" ar[19] = "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? -Wright" ar[20] = "The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.-Wright" ar[21] = "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.-Wright" ar[22] = "When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.-Wright" ar[23] = "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. -Wright" ar[24] = "The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. -Wright" ar[25] = "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.-Wright" ar[26] = "I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.-Wright" ar[27] = "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.-Wright" ar[28] = "Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.-Wright" ar[29] = "Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! -Wright" ar[30] = "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.-Wright" ar[31] = "Guests who kill talk show hosts--On the last Geraldo.-Wright" var now = new Date() var sec = now.getSeconds() document.random.random.value="Todays Quote: " + ar[sec % 32] } getMessage() //--> </SCRIPT>