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CHILDREN
"Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children."
-- Sam Levinson.
"Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off."
-- Ralph Bus.
"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of
their own."
-- Doug Larson.
"I like children - fried."
-- WC Fields.
"every time a child says, 'I don't believe in fairies', there's a a little fairy somewhere
that falls down dead."
-- JM Barrie.
"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."
-- Quentin Crisp.
"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five."
-- Groucho Marx.
"I Love children, especially when they cry for then someone takes them away."
-- Nancy Mitford.
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back
home."
-- Bill Cosby.
"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million
dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."
-- Jim Bishop.
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