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OLD AGE AND DEATH
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me
this watch."
-- Woody Allen.
"The report of my death was an exaggeration."
-- Mark Twain.
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
-- George Burns.
"Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate."
-- Ambrose Bierce.
"It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life."
-- Jimi Hendrix.
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
-- Bob Hope.
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
-- George Burns.
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an
insurance salesman?"
-- Woody Allen.
"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that
I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
-- Garrison Kielor.
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