Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes
- A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
- -- Joseph Addison
- I married beneath me. All women do.
- -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed
- The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
- Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
- -- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Television show
- Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
- -- William Congreve
- Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
- -- Isadora Duncan
- All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
- -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story
- There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.
- The society of women is the element of good manners.
- -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
- -- Jonathan S. Haas
- The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
- -- Joseph Heller, God Knows
- Woman was God's second mistake.
- -- Friedrich Nietzsche
- If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
- -- Aristotle Onassis
- Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
- -- Eleanor Roosevelt
- I hate women because they always know where things are.
- -- James Thurber
- I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
- -- Rebecca West, 1913
- I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
- -- Virginia Woolf