Just cut and paste the authors name to find the rest of that persons quotes


"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
-- Sacha Guitry.

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another
woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
-- Steve Martin.

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
-- Groucho Marx.

"In married life three is company and two none."
-- Oscar Wilde.

"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
-- Spike Milligan.

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll
become a philosopher."
-- Socrates.

"The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic
-- Oscar Wilde.

"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
-- Ambrose Bierce.

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
-- Groucho Marx.

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to
-- Jimmy Durante.